Here's my mullum monty python sketch:
Mudge: I'm holding a santo Diame ceremony next week.
Me: oh so it's white robes and swaying then? Mudge: no. Westerners find that alienating
. Me: oh so you have Santa reia idols , singing and chanting .
Mudge: no, we're sovereign beings as we are .
Me: So you have everyone looking up and praying to santo daime?
Mudge: no that would be inappropriate .
Me: so how is it a Santa daime ceremony then?Mudge: well it's the no chanting no swaying no white robes no idols no praying kind of santo daime.
Me: righteo . Count me in.
Mudge : I don't think you'd fit in . Lol