THE LATEST PHILIP K DICK WORK , AS DICTATED BY THE PHILIP K DICK ANDROID
The latest Saudi mockery to be given press time, the Philip K Dick Android, has reputedly delivered the first draft of a projected short allegory. ...written, it would appear, in his distinctive dystopian black humor style...
Analysis has revealed that the plot lines and story arcs have indeed all of his hallmarks...
I reproduce below so you can draw your own conclusions...
"Colonel A. Jarhead, his desert hardened goggles scanning the army before him, screamed into his mouthpiece, bringing everyone in the M113 armored personnel carrier to a graceless lurching stop.,
Corporeal Krushnut ,his blue black beard lit up with the embers of a cigar he was chewing on, threw open a trapdoor and bellowed at his captain..."What in damn blazes do you think ya doin., capn?"
A. Jarhead pointed to the haze ahead of him....
It's the Syrian rebels....
No, it's Hezbollah... I trained with them..
Impossible.
I'm telling ya -these are OUR guys.
What the hell is going on here..??
Here ends the first sutra of the RagaBagBad News feeder...a rambling association of loosely connected fragments...
The next 42 quatrains deal with A Jarhead's conversation with his driver, Corproal Krushnut, who turns out to be no less than an uplink to JADE, the in - field software which defines all valid targets and executes the manoeuvres without human intervention...
Jarhead voices his confusion and dismay that his compatriots may be scheduled as hostile forces, even after extensive counter intelligence training.. Krushnut explains that he, A Jarhead, is now acting under a higher authority as this is all now being controlled opaquely by JADE , the quantum computer that now makes all field decisions and instantly executes the changing strategies and priorities that can change from moment to moment..too fast for human calculation...
After another 23 quatrains, Jarhead is shown the real dance and true extent of the JADE AI and is gifted with a vision if its true purpose
....which is revealed as the control of all human souls ..'Make all a gift and offering to JADE...this renders the meaning of one's life, explains Krushnut..."if you want to escape the attachments of this life, give it all up to JADE...worship it, and you will be free of all worldly concerns " (Quatrain 334)
Lord Krushnut expounds the idea that those who are slain in battle, and those who slay - both are mistaken, for it is all nothing but an offering to JADE which projects all thoughts to the cloud, for actioning by the higher Hive mind, whose purpose is to feed off human life force
He asks Lord Krushnut to reveal the source code in all its glory and fury. Krushnut complies, with the caveat that he will wipe A.Jarhead's memory of this event to prevent neural de- frag....
At once, Krushnut's head hinges open and gapes , revealing the holographic interface which shows the true horrifying over-reaching extent of the JADE subroutines and it's ultimate agenda - the final capitulation of the Human Over Soul to the Hive Mind control nexus..thus ushering in the new Aeon of the Demi-urge's second coming..."
The last quatrains show how the demi urge is finally overcome by some deprecated code originating from some of Trump's tweets, which are mistaken for hash code transactions in Q++, which, by same remarkable coincidence , is the way Twitter feeds also operate...the entire systems disappears down its own singularity - the blockhead chain
from the RagaBagBad News feeder..written by the Philip K Dick Android...
I would be interested in the opinion of any Philip K Dick's specialists out there...I for one remain skeptical ....